{"product_id":"the-riverbank-iron-on-patch","title":"\"The Riverbank\" Iron-on Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"StyledDiv-eLyGRG jSvXEk Flex-qawHp bACgHj Column-jzICWI Description__Wrapper-QIrBv ivOBDf\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Paragraph-beSlMY Description-TNmiY kJnuLm\" color=\"#666\" data-test-id=\"product-description\"\u003eFrom Arcane Bullshit \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need your investments to remain liquid, flow downstream, and move with the currents of the modern economy, you need to make a deposit at the RIVERBANK! It's the only bank I trust to make my money very wet and unusable. A trout ate some of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere is a ~9 cm embroidered patch in black and white with iron-on backing. Comes packaged in a neat little sack. There's a turtle on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"StyledDiv-eLyGRG jSvXEk Flex-qawHp bACgHj Column-jzICWI Description__Wrapper-QIrBv ivOBDf\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"The only bank I trust is The Riverbank\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 3½\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eArcane Bullshit is a very serious and legitimate occult knowledge and products vendor, run by Toronto-based artist Evan Doherty. Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eFrom the artist: I started with a weird oracle deck, then a strange meme page, now I make cryptic and ridiculous printed goods and apparel. 🔥 Most of these designs are stress-tested on the mean streets of Instagram. If people like them, they go on stuff! ⏰\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Arcane Bullshit","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63403304190282,"sku":"sbt1788280589094","price":4.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/3290\/3242\/files\/the-riverbank-iron-on-patch_1.jpg?v=1788280595","url":"https:\/\/luxepopstyle.shop\/products\/the-riverbank-iron-on-patch","provider":"swrtayter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}